1. Akun sepi, kalau rame lanjut part 2
2. Bukan sulap bukan she/her
3. Batas suci, setan dilarang masuk
4. Second acc bukan second choice
5. Gak menjual tahu, jadi gak usah cari tahu
6. Lonte (lonely teenager)
7. Akun kedua, kalo ketiga persatuan Indonesia
8. Ini yang asli, yang sebelah cuma pencitraan
9. Cuma akun kedua, kalo ketiga namanya setan
10. Khusus karyawan
11. Ini bio, kalo blio sukanya sama yang lain
12. Tak kenal maka tak accept
13. Masuk sini jalur undangan, gak ada jalur tes atau mandiri
14. Bukan orang bener, tapi beneran orang
15. Jangan disenggol, udah wudhu
16. Jangan ikuti saya, karena saya juga ikut-ikutan.
17. Segala minta di acc, gue bukan dosen
18. Akun boleh 2, kalo pacar ya tetap 1
19. Gausah follow, kita gak akrab
20. Hayo ngapain?
21. Kek deket aja minta di acc
22. Gak ada bahan gibah di sini
23. Belum ada isinya, kamu mau coba isi?
24. Kalau mau masuk jangan lupa salam
25. Kalo mau di acc harus punya golden ticket

Bio Instagram lucu bahasa Inggris

1. I apologize for anything I post while hungry
2. Humble, with just a hint of Kanye
3. I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend
4. Sassy, classy with a touch of badassy
5. One day, I hope to become a grown up
6. Used to think I was a tad indecisive, but now I’m not quite sure
7. Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth
8. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert
9. Relationship status: Netflix and ice cream
10. The bags under my eyes are Chanel
11. Instagram bio currently loading
12. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean but people always think I’m joking.
13. I’m a social media guru. No, really, I am.
14. Ah, I just love the whooshing sound that deadlines make as they fly by.
15. All this time, I thought I wanted a job. Turns out, I just wanted a paycheck.
16. An evolutionary mass of atoms whose sole instinct is survival.
17. Avoid following the masses blindly. Every so often, the "m" in "masses" is silent.
18. Bacon would probably cost less if we could slice it with lasers.
19. Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly? Ah, that goes all the way to the bone!
20. Can’t seem to recall where I stole this bio from or why.
21. Certified meat-eater!
22. Chocolate never asks questions. Chocolate understands.
23. Don’t call me crazy! I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
24. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a ninja.
25. Even the Joker is jealous of my smile.
26. Ever since my parents told me not to talk to strangers, I haven’t talked to myself.
27. Every butt, big or small, is special. Learn to love each and every one of them.
28. Everyone has me figured out, which makes it super easy for me.
29. Extremely passionate about not starving to death.
30. Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
31. Here to steer clear of my family and friends on Facebook.
32. How much does a hippie weigh? An Instagram!
33. I desperately need two six-month vacations this year.
34. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.
35. I put the "elation" in "public relations."
36. I put the "hot" in "psychotic."
37. I just want to jump out of the window and land on a huge pile of dessert.
38. If you’re going to be stupid, at least be entertaining.
39. Keeping secrets is totally easy for me. However, this ain’t the case for the people I tell them to.
40. Life is too short to be updating Instagram bios.
41. Living proof that nobody is perfect.
42. Long story short, humanity is good for a laugh if nothing else.
43. Meh is the new normal.
44. Memes were my thing even before they existed on Instagram.
45. My constant craving for desserts is becoming worrisome.
46. My favorite extreme sport is avoiding people.
47. Of course, I talk to myself! Where else would I get professional advice?
48. Okay, I’m pretty sure this isn’t my home planet.
49. Real-life me isn’t any less ridiculous ... in case you weren’t wondering.
50. Sarcasm connoisseur.
51. Sausage puns are the wurst!
52. Saying no to alcohol is a daily routine for me. It never listens, though!
53. Sleeping comes so naturally to me that I can do it with both of my eyes closed.
54. So what if I can’t sing? I’ll sing anyway.
55. Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness!
56. The Earth’s rotation really makes my day.
57. There will be no adulting today.
58. This will be my last Instagram bio ever.
59. Too rad to be sad.
60. Wait, where am I? And how in the world did I get here?
61. Weirdness is a proven side effect of awesomeness.
62. When I tried the 30-day weight loss diet, I lost 30 days!
63. When you’re just too socially awkward for real life, Instagram welcomes you with open arms.
64. Who said I’m funny? I’m actually very mean, but everyone thinks I’m just kidding.
65. You drink too much and gossip too much. Let’s be friends.

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